strange wilderness...
For all you really need to know about this movie, please fast forward the preview to :54 and listen until :55, then loop.
Apparently, the big joke in this movie is the thing with the buck-tooth, somewhat, looking shark. It must be the big joke because it's shown for a full 1/5th of the preview.
Imagine you are this joke. You are not pretentious. You know your place in the world. You know you're a quick throw-away that is designed only to elicit a small chuckle and you are okay with that.
Then the producers come and unmercifully grind your face into the concrete until you are no longer causing chuckles or smiles. Instead, now, you are causing pain, grief and discontent and are reviled across the land.
Another big joke in the preview has the MAC dude asleep at a table, but no one can tell, because he has eyes tattoo-ed on his eyelids so when he has his eyes closed he looks like his eyes are open and the guys at the table are all talking to him like he is awake when he is really sleeping because he's, like, a total druggy, or something, and then other guys at the table yell at him because they are like, "What's with this guy? His eyes are clearly open yet he is not responding to our prompts. We should prompt him with more vigor.", and they yell until he is shocked into waking up and he tells them he has eyeballs tattoo-ed on his eyelids and they are all like, "Well. That's weird."
See how long it took you to read that? That's how long it feels like they dwell on that very old, been used since, I believe, Happy Days or Welcome Back Kotter, "joke".
The fat guy from SuperBad is in this movie and that seems like a shame.
I think this movie would be a lot better if Martin Lawrence was in it.
6 comments:
sharky teeth make johnny laught, he he he...no for real..
who let this retard on my non-blog?
i am sheep baaa,baaa
daddy i am glad that you don't mean it when you said "retard"
i am a duck "quack,quack"
now i'm a cow "moo"moo"
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