world's oldest person...

World's oldest person, Yone Minagawa, dies at age 114

She was 114 years old when she died. I'm trying to imagine how a 114 year old brain, living in a 114 year old skull, looks at the world.
I can't.
I feel out of touch if I've lost a couple of hours of sleep or if lunch is a little late.
I figure by the time I'm 80 I will be indiscernible from the bowl of Tapioca I will probably be gurgling my way through.

The world's oldest person is now 114-year-old Edna Parker of Shelbyville.
This is said to piss Springfield right off.