i call dibbs on this...

Unless someone comes up with something else REALLY good, I know what I will call all non-podcasts that take place here on swarveyland.
From this point forward, all audio bits will be referred to as:

Facade-Casts

F-Casts for short.

I Google-d it. No one else, that I can see, is using it in the way I am using it. It's mine.

You wish you were as clever and self-deprecating as me.