are you boring...?

Do people tend to get phone calls in the middle of conversations with you? Do they point at their phone and desperately whisper, "I need to take this.", while walking away, looking serious? Does this frequently happen without you ever hearing their phone ring?
Do you find groups of previously laughing people fall suddenly silent when you begin talking?
Has anyone ever fallen asleep in their soup in the middle of one of your stories?
Has anyone ever committed suicide while in a conversation with you? Have they every considered it? Are you sure?
Has anyone ever suggested you, "Get to the point."? Have thousands of people suggested it?
Do other people laugh at their friends, while hiding around the corner, when they see them alone at a table with you? You probably wouldn't know this for sure, but did you ever suspect?

Has anyone ever compared you to Del Griffith?