i've figured it out...

Oscar the cat. MSNBC has labeled him Dr. Catvorkian, if you can believe that. I just call him The Harbinger of Death.
I've figured out the truth about what's going on with this cat, and it's not a lovey-lovey warm and fuzzy truth. Oh no.
Take a good look at this cat. Look at it's eyes. Does it strike you as an affectionate being? Isn't it looking at you with disdain?
The only people who will allow this cat around them are the actively dying, and they only because they're lacking the strength to push it away.
People think that the cat is giving comfort, but that is a lie! A LIE!
Here is a quote from The Sydney Morning Herald who, apparently, sent a reporter all the way from Australia to take a look. Wow. That right there is weird enough for a post of it's own. But no! The cat is trying to distract me!! Damn you! Damn you!

Here is the quote:

Oscar's purr, when keeping close company with the dying, is so intense it is almost a low rumble.

"He's a cat with an uncanny instinct for death," said David Dosa, assistant professor at the Brown University School of Medicine and a geriatric specialist. "He attends deaths. He's pretty insistent on it."

He is pretty insistent on it! And he is purring, which points to him experiencing pleasure!
My cat is insistent on getting wet food now and again, and purrs when the can is being opened!
Can't you see? Can't you see the truth here?!

Oscar the cat is EATING THE SOULS OF THE DYING!!
Good lord people! Open your eyes!
Must I point out everything!?