happy endings...

A man is getting a massage at an asian massage parlor. The woman stops and asks him, "Do you want a happy ending?"
"Oh yes.", the man says. "Yes please."
"Then don't watch Rosemary's Baby! Whooo-ee! She give birth to demon baby at the end, then that's it! Movie end! That no happy ending at all! You want happy ending, you watch Princess Bride. THAT happy ending! I go get it! We watch!"